Have you ever been sitting in a strip club during the middle of the day and been like, “Damn, I wish I was at a day club right now?” Lucky for us, the scantily clad goddesses at Sapphire have answered our prayers and introduced Vegas to Sapphire Pool & Dayclub.

Spending an afternoon next to “The World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club,” is probably the best way to kick it in a city that’s not short on naughty things to do (trust us, we’ve seen dirty, dirty things). And what more could you want? Bumpin’ tunes, tricked out cabanas and probably the thing you’ve all been waiting to hear about: a delicious food and drink menu. We totally got you, didn’t we? All kidding aside, being attached to a gentlemen’s club (aka: strip club, aka: shake joint, aka: tha booby trap) means there are obviously going to be a boat load of beautiful women sunbathing and partying in their birthday suites. Because of this it’s important to note that some of the women there will be working, while others will be entering chill mode. Distinguish the difference between the two and tip accordingly.

Now that those babes in barely-there bikinis have answered our prayers, should we ask for something else? Maybe a nacho fountain, perhaps? **Drool** We REALLY need this in our lives. Like now.